Save the Drama for....well. someone else!

Attention everyone...Paul's birthday is tomorrow. Everyone who attended the festivities last year can attest that it was like that cartoon Total Drama Island except that it was December in Minnesota. Maybe if we had actually been on an island things would have been better. Who knows. I have already gone on record to say that last year was most definately NOT my fault. I was an innocent by-standard in an evil conspiracy plot to make me look bad.

This year will be different. I have a complete entourage (witnesses) to back me up and make me look good. Everyone has their own part. We have Casey, the obviouse arm candy and Mr. nice guy. Next up is Brad...I will looke completely sane next to him! Then, to top off the trifecta, Morgagod, who has gotten me through some crazy adventures. (Also, she brings out my silly side, so I will be in a good mood). This year will be different...this year if drama starts I will finish it....muwahahahahahahaha....

Sweet lord, I am sick again.  This time some kind of upper respiratory infection that makes me feel like an 80-year-old 400lb. woman with emphysema.  (Or like Sarah that time she was really sick and about to die).  I am a gross mess.  I am leaking out of my nose and coughing up what I can only imagine to be my delicate insides.  On top of that, I am getting harrassed by Casey's family to spend Christmas with them even though I AM SICK!!!  (And I am JEWISH...it's fricken Hanukkah...what do they want from me??)

The good news of this whole story is that Casey and I are leaving for Florida in less than 2 months and we planned our whole trip tonight.  This I am excited for.  If I am still sick by then I will be pissed and probably cry.  Also probably kill myself and/or someone close to me.  Casey and I have our non-refundable plane tickets and my parents time share and we are totally set.  Life will be good in February.  Life will be good when I am swimming with the manatees.

What I already knew...

Casey went to the store the other day and paid in cash....this is what they gave him for change...



I already knew that this was true, just thought you should know as well. (In case you weren't sure).

Beautiful Blissfull Drugs

So for all of you keeping track of my life...(like maybe my dad and that's it...) I tore that muscle in my back again last week and could barely get out of bed. I got to miss a couple days of work because of it, but since I'm part time, I also missed a couple days of money-makin'. BUT!!!! My doctor gave me these totally wonderful and lovely muscle relaxers and for the past few days I have been in a haze. I don't even really remember posting that crazy guinea pig post! But, all good things must come to an end, and even though I have a crap-load more of those glorious dolls, my back is feeling better, so I must stop taking the pills and get on with my life. Damn....being responsible is harder than it looks.

All work and no play....

You may be wondering why I have been so dilligent with my postings...well...we don't have t.v. at all right now, so that is why. In a week from today when we get cable again I will cease the blogging. But, for now, you are stuck with me. I know that this is quit dissapointing to the 2 people that actually read this, but suck it up...the end is near!!! I leave you with a picture...(see above)

Fat Cat

My cats all recently went on a diet. The vet told me that Rikki in particular was totally a fat ass. The diet that they are on is like the Atkins diet I am told. It is called O.M. (for obesity management). I call the diet the Catkins diet. I love my puffy wuffy kitty kins...here is a tribute to all the cats in the world that are fat...I love you!!!

Just Throwin' it out There...

So the other day I had a hankerin' for some Rainbow Brite, and I realized that I could totally watch "Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealers" because I totally own it! The only problem was that I was at work. Luckily, when I got home I remembered the craving, and I posed the idea to Casey and Jesse. They both stared at me with blank faces. Apparently they didn't get the memo that this movie is super awesome. Moreover, they didn't know who Rainbow Brite was!! Then, I remembered that they are babies and I am a decrepid old lady and Rainbow Brite is ancient. Upon coming to this revelation, I decided to halt the watching of the movie until I could be alone and completely enjoy it. Tomorrow night I will enjoy this 1985 classic through the magic of VHS!