Sarah....just shut your mouth right now....I know you are gonna say that he's nasty because he has long hair, but I think he's neat-o...I wonder if he wants to marry me...hmmmm...watch out Casey!!!
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Stop the presses!!
Whoa...whoa whoa whoa....What the hey....are you kidding me? Since when was it ok for Mark Paul Gosselaar to be so hot? I feel like a pervert....I watched him grow up on Saved by the Bell, but now...JESUS!! He's in some new show with the mom from Malcom in the Middle called raising the bar. And, he's smokin'. I submit to you the shameful truth....
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I have several areas of concern. They are as follows:
1. Zack Morris? Are you fucking kidding me?
2. Long hair is ALMOST ALWAYS completely revolting on men. Zack Morris is sure as hell not one of the rare exceptions.
3. Your picture is just a wee little empty box up there, Einstein. I'm guessing it's punishment from fate for trying to post such a goddamn gross picture in the first place, but because I'm your best friend and I love you, I'm willing to overlook the innate foulness of the subject and help you re-post it so you can make the rest of the world barf. I strongly suspect, however, that you won't read this comment until approximately October, so I'll text you.
4. Mom From Malcolm in the Middle, what are you doing in a show with Zack fucking Morris? Okay, so I never really watched Malcolm in the Middle (except for that one episode where one of the boys [the older one? I dunno] gets a credit card and buys a zillion appliances) but I like you, Mom From Malcolm in the Middle. I even remember when you were in The Heavenly Kid! You can do so much better than Zack Morris. Call your agent!
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