Little Annoyances

Maybe not so little.....this annoyance has been pissing me off since we moved into our apartment...which was over a year ago. There is a truck that is always parked in my parking lot. Everytime the owner of said truck starts the thing, he insists on gunning the engine for a good 20 minutes before driving away. I am not exaggerating here folks. Thats right...20 goddamned minutes minimum!!! I have decided to do some inverstigating in the past few months and I have some facts here.
1. It is (of course) a guy that owns the truck
2. The truck starts the first time everytime and seems to run just fine
3. The truck is what I like to refer to as a "penis truck." This means that the guy who owns the truck has a very teeny tiny penis and has to make up for it by purchasing the largest truck he can find and making the exhaust pipes about the size of the Holland Tunnel. Because of this, his truck makes a sound similar to an old lady with emphazima coughing after a cigarette.
So, what can I do...??? Maybe tomorrow I will put a note on his truck. Maybe I'll just key it.