Could it really have been the best and the worst day of my life yesterday?? Maybe...it all started when I was about to go to work and I was all ready and excited and nervous and then I looked at my phone and saw that I had a message. The message was from my manager telling me that I didn't have to come in....no big deal...I was ready to take a nap!! First though, I decided to stop by my parents house to see if the laptop that I ordered was delivered. It was....but thanks mailman...you are a genius! My parents live on a busy street and my mensa-level mailman put the laptop right on their front steps. It was as if he were trying to display it for any onlookers. Yes, my laptop was in a box....but a box that said DELL all over it!!!! Again, thanks mailman...you rock. After that I got home thinking that sleep was imminent only to have one of my neighbors politely inform me that my car was over heating. After a quick survey my nice new friend told me that my car was leaking coolent and that I needed to get it checked out asap. I did...I hopefully will get my car back tomorrow. UGH!!! I dropped my car off at the dealership and played the waiting game until my dad could come pick me up. Whiel there I was harrassed by 2 different used car salesmen. It was awesome. Then I had to go to my parents house to wait for my mom to come home. When she got home we ate dinner. Well...I ate dinner...my parents made out in front of me as a funny joke...I didn't have a car so I couldn't run away. After that my dad and I had to go to my crazy-pants grandma's house to pick up her car so that everyone who needed to do anything could. I finally got home, laid down on the couch and fell asleep just in time for Casey to call me and tell me he needed to be picked up from work. GOD I love Mondays!!! Why would this chaos lead into goodness you may ask? Well, I did get my laptop and I also made some new friends!
So Casey was nice enought to point out tht I have skipped a few days with the animal of the day thing. I don't kow why that is shocking...like I can be bothered to remember that and....I have limited resources...so, the Arctic Hare was the cute animal of the day that I posted it and maybe someday soon there will be another cute animal that I feel like giving recognition to. At any rate, this weekend should be somewhat entertaining...Sarah and I have big plans to go to Dan's B-Day party tomorrow night. Actually....those are the only plans that I really have for this weekend so what-ev! I start the new job on Monday...woohoo....!!! Well, I gotta go....I hear Casey playing a video game and I want in on the action!!!
Maybe not so little.....this annoyance has been pissing me off since we moved into our apartment...which was over a year ago. There is a truck that is always parked in my parking lot. Everytime the owner of said truck starts the thing, he insists on gunning the engine for a good 20 minutes before driving away. I am not exaggerating here folks. Thats right...20 goddamned minutes minimum!!! I have decided to do some inverstigating in the past few months and I have some facts here. 1. It is (of course) a guy that owns the truck 2. The truck starts the first time everytime and seems to run just fine 3. The truck is what I like to refer to as a "penis truck." This means that the guy who owns the truck has a very teeny tiny penis and has to make up for it by purchasing the largest truck he can find and making the exhaust pipes about the size of the Holland Tunnel. Because of this, his truck makes a sound similar to an old lady with emphazima coughing after a cigarette. So, what can I do...??? Maybe tomorrow I will put a note on his truck. Maybe I'll just key it.
Well, this is is my first posting, so all I am gonna say is hang on for this ride. I'm crazy, stressed out and a huge bitch. If anyone ends up reading this, they might want to kill me or themselves or everyone they know....maybe a mixture of the two. I'll let you in on some things that will be discussed at length here. Manatees-I love them My pets-cats, ferrets, fish, you name it, I have it Casey-the ever loving, ever patient, every crazy love of my life Parents and/or grandmother-I can't even begin to explain My friends-a collection of psychos, crazies, misfits and weirdos that I genuinly love My Job-just started at Vision World...hope I survive Weight Watchers-been doing it for about a month and have lost 11.5 pounds so far Zombies-I have been informally making my zombie contingency plan when and if a zombie attack occurs Random Crap-I love ranting and raving about morons and people who piss me off...if you're lucky, you could be one or both of those people and then be in my blog!